codeddenominator:

never forget last year’s vma’s when grimes and 2chainz had the same pants on

codeddenominator:

never forget last year’s vma’s when grimes and 2chainz had the same pants on

heytinafey:

 where the FUCK ARE THEIR OSCARS?

pemsylvania:

superlongscarf:

Current length:

104’ .5”

WOW! 100 feet down! Only …..5300 more to go. Oh boy. This might take a while.

im following this blog where this person is trying to knit a mile long scarf this is amazing and deserves more attention

the-goddamazon:

asian-mist:

thequeenshive4:

when The Beyhive took Beyoncé’s job👌💕😂 @beyonce

THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY OMG!!!

LMFAO OMG her face she was like “WTF…okay, OKAY y’all got it!” xD

badromancenovelquotes:

ninja-gus:

heyfunniest:

im done

For my author and editor friends…

Oh, god, we really need more illustrations of bad quotes.

Please.

cwiiis:

tbh i can’t imagine changing my vocabulary when i get older and it’s so surreal
like i’ll meet my buddies at the shuffleboard place and i’ll be all “sup fucking nerds you’re gonna get wrecked”

biitumen:

Lorrie McClanahan.

biitumen:

Lorrie McClanahan.

gambler-x:

THIS WAS LITERALLY THE BEST COMIC I HAVE EVER HAD THE SINCEREST PLEASURE TO READ.

horoscope: you breathe on a daily basis
me: omg that is so me how did they do that